Sunday, 7 December 2008

Quotes From 'Old Greg'

*You ever drunk Bailey's from a shoe?

*Do you want to go to a club where people wee on each other?

*I got all things that are good.

*It's attached to your rod, mother licker!

*I got a mangina!

*You seen my downstairs mix-up.

*I'm Old Gregg!

*Bailey's. Mmm... creamy. Soft creamy beige.

*Make an assessment.

*Yes sir, thank ya sir!

*Easy now my fuzzy little man peach

*Some say he's half-man, half-fish, but some say he is more of a 70-30 split; whatever the percentage he's one fishy b*****d.

*Some say Old Gregg is like a.. a big fish finger. But big like as in a garage. Imagine a fish finger as big as a garage!

*And this ones as close as you can get to Baileys without gettin' your eyes wet.

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Jolene's Senses said...

I got the funk!

Anonymous said...

you got the funk?

keianna said...

do you love, are you playing those love games with me

keianna said...

do you love, are you playing those love games with me

Unknown said...

I gotta bad feeling about this vince

Unknown said...

Haha

Unknown said...

old greg :)